Hello and welcome to another edition of the Weekly Mews with Armani! He was almost ready to be free of the Cone of Shame until he figured out how to take it off while we were out Thursday and over-groomed his spot again. Poor baby has a new cone on the way that should be harder to sneak out of so that he can fully heal.

He would also like you to know that his humans put some yummy plants on the balcony and won’t let him eat ANY of them, obviously because we are mean and cruel and don’t want him to ever do anything he likes.

In light of all the injustice, Armani decided to go out on his own and find a new family, or maybe his own apartment where no one gets mad at him for scratching on the chair when he is less than a foot away from his scratching post. He made a Great Escape to the hallway when I was bringing in the mail. His adventure lasted about thirty seconds, when he realized other people live in this building. His STRANGER DANGER instinct kicked in, and he came running back home.

Armani has decided to keep us for now, but we are definitely on thin ice. Any donations he gets this week will go to putting a deposit on his own place. In the meantime, he invites you to either yawn or scream with him, whichever activity gives you the greatest release.

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